If I keep drinking I might get laid Unisex Oversized T-Shirt

I hear this shirt makes it easier to talk to women!Item Number: RT0086Gender: UnisexFabric: 100% cottonFabric Weight: 8.8 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)Fabric Thickness: ModerateCare Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry cleanFeatures: Basics, Casual, Sporty, Daily Casual, Outdoor, Sport, Running, School, Office, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Drop Shoulder, Round Neck / O-Neck, Regular, Oversized, SummerPrint Size: 40*52cmNotes: Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent. S M L XL 2XL inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm inch cm Length 27.95 71 28.74 73 29.53 75 30.31 77 31.10 79 Shoulder 19.69 50 20.87 53 22.05 56 23.23 59 24.41 62 Chest 20.87 53 22.05 56 23.23 59 24.41 62 25.59 65 Sleeve length 8.66 22 8.86 22.5 9.06 23 9.25 23.5 9.45 24